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The 5-Hour Energy Conundrum

Wed Feb 25, 2009, 11:59 PM
What is this all about? The implication is that without this marvelous product we are all listless zombies going through life at 70% efficiency. Since an average person is awake 16 hrs a day, shouldn’t there be a second product to fill this gap? Do I need 3 of these drinks during waking hours to fulfill my potential? If taken at bedtime do I need to sleep at all?

Absent a concise definition of “energy” such claims seem unfounded or, at best, impossible to prove. Was this energy scientifically calibrated in: Calories? Footpounds? Amps? Horsepower? Sticks of Dynamite? The ad claims 5-Hour Energy has no sugar. Is it time released, radioactive or a toxic chemical soup? Theoretically, if I carried an AA battery around in my pocket that would give me 1.5 volts of energy for years.

Is this product a food or beverage? I would argue that it is unsatisfying as food and too slight to quench thirst. So it is simply a $3 addition to normal nourishment. What need does it really fulfill then? Couldn’t you also get hours of energy from a cheese sandwich? And that would taste good. Couldn’t a day-glow label on a carrot or pretzel make the same claim?

Finally, what about hours 1 through 4? Six is already a reality. Can 7 and beyond be far behind? Once we get to 24 the need for sleep will be eliminated and the entire planet will be 33% more productive. ….Or watch TV for 8 hours more each day.

-AC

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:iconsnowy-huskywolf:
Wow... What a rude and undignified person :/

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If my ideas are crazy what are yours?

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:iconfennac-fox:
I would say jeez your a realy rude person

and your comics are preetey good two!!

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:iconkuraitheriolu:
and hide comments on the people who have proof of what you stole

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:iconatomiccheese:
Now need to hide. It is proof you are lying & looking foolish. Drop by anytime. It makes my harassment claim all that more valid.

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:iconkuraitheriolu:
pfft yeah sure... im not harrassing you im just saying the funny thing is your trying to get rid of me is what your trying to do so you dont have deal with my comment so wat say whatever you want to say like i give a fuck if i get kicked off...i will just talk to devianart and say your harrassing me!! cause you are! you wont leave me the hell alone just leave me
ALONE!!

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:iconkuraitheriolu:
well still who cares i know you have stole his style and what a wrong person you are to do something like this

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:iconkuraitheriolu:
[link] here is my proof

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:iconatomiccheese:
lame proof. show a specific example or cease.

I will report your harassment.

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:iconkuraitheriolu:
yes i would say you have stolen gary larsons style plz do not do this again Reported to staff

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:iconatomiccheese:
report away.

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